10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth