10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.