10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek