10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Welcome to kicker school
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"