10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "No river, no fish."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.