10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe