10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "No river, no fish."