10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker is for loners.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed