10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Fold and live to fold again
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Poker is for loners.