10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson