10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown