10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.