10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Welcome to kicker school
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)