10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes