10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.