10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."