10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- im going to 2 out you to death
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?