10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.