10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Welcome to kicker school
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!