10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha