10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is for loners.