10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'