10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is for loners.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.