10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• im going to 2 out you to death