10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth