10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.