10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"