10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare