10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.