10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright