10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"