10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz