10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts