10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders