10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament