10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen