10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!