10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus