10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Poker is for loners.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --