10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.