10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.