10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.