10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.