10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- It's Free To Fold...
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)