10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.