10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• im going to 2 out you to death
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT