10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.