10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow