10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.