10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris